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“The Old Version”
If you love somebody, Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….
“The New Versions”
Pessimist
If you love somebody, Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, well, as expected, she never was.
Optimist
If you love somebody, Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.
Suspicious
If you love somebody, Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient
If you love somebody, Set her free …
If she doesn’t comes back within some time forget her.
Patient
If you love somebody, Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back …
Playful
If you love somebody, Set her free …
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat *
Vengeful
If you love somebody, Set her free…
If she doesn’t come back,
Hunt her down and shoot her.
C++ Programmer
if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist
If you love somebody, Set her free…
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers
If you love somebody, Set her free…
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that…
Bill Gates
If you love somebody, Set her free…
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist
If you love somebody, Set her free…
She’ll evolve.
Statistician
If you love somebody, Set her free…
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high,
If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger’s Fan
If you love somebody, Set her free…
SHE’LL BE BACK!
Overpossessive
If you love somebody don’t set her free.
HR Specialist
If you love somebody set her free
By Offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.
MBA
If you love somebody set her free…
instantaneously…and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist
If you love somebody set her free…
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come, back her id is supreme
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
Somnambulist
If you love somebody set her free…
If she comes back, it’s a nightmare
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
Rhett Butler
If you love somebody set YOURSELF FREE
If she asks you why say you don’t give a damn.
ERP Functional Expert
If you love somebody set her free…
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn’t, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance Expert
If you love somebody set her free…
If she comes back, its time to look fresh loans.
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert
If you love somebody set her free…
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new markets.